Project Dummy

Note: Subject performed 'having a wild night' without 2THIRTY

**Subject Test Dummy #1 claims they will never drink again, regrets not listening to smarter fellow Test Dummy's.

Note: Subject had 6 tequila sodas, 4 shots of vodka, and ran 6 miles the next day.

**Subject Test Dummy #2 has successfully passed daily tests for the past 131 days and counting.

Note: Subject pregamed with 2 stickpacks of 2THIRTY, had 12 beers, and drank 2 glasses of water before bed.

**Requested from Test Dummy #3 that further tests to be executed